The Russian word for ‘God’ is ‘Bog’.
You find this irresistibly entertaining at times. Such as last week when you, B and the Star were squelching across a muddy section of grass on your way to the playground.
‘It’s a bog. Boggy bog. Bog bog bog. Where’s the bog?’ You were saying to the Star, while B rolled his eyes.
And the Star fixed you firmly with a hard stare and said, ‘Bog there!’
He’d only been going to the religious-themed Russian language playgroup for two weeks at that point.