‘Knock knock,’ says the Star.
‘Who’s there,’ say you.
‘Hermphly ferble,’ says the Star.
‘Hermphly ferble who?’ say you.
‘Hermphly ferble perble hoo,’ says the Star.
While you tend to believe that Russian jokes aren’t actually funny, being a bit too surreal for your taste, this is taking it to a whole new level.
And as for his Doctor Doctor quips…