The Star likes to sing. So does the Comet.
While the Comet prefers to hum along with you, the radio, random noises on the street, the Star prefers solos.
He’s taken to making up his own songs, as well as mutilating traditional ones.
The latest (in Russian) goes:
‘If you go to the seaside a shark will come and eat you, eat you, eat you.
If you go to the seaside a shark will come and eat you, and then you’ll be dead.’
It might be time to stop letting him watch David Attenborough, but the tune’s not bad.
Another installment of a toddler’s Guide to… Hyde Park